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09.06.2025 08:17
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
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European Mars orbiter spies crumbling crater 'soaked in layers of Martian history' (photo) - Space
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Giant Inland Boulder a Remnant of Ancient Tsunami - Newser
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
I Sampled All the Best Mushroom Gummies—Here’s What I Found - WIRED
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
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